TheFatedOne89

That's my new deviant name.  That's right I made a new account.  One that won't be associated with demotivationals in anyway shape or form.

The demotivationals have all been moved to scraps!  Even after posting this journal the only favs I've gotten have been on those things!  WELL NO MORE!!!  And I don't want any crap about
"Oh where are your motivationals?"  They're in scraps.  You want them? Get off your lazy ass and work for them by going through my gallery.  Maybe then I'll get some favs on my ACTUAL ARTWORK!!!!!!!!!!


It... kind of bums me out.  I made a bunch of demotivationals for fun over the span of a few days and they're the only favs I really get.  I mean, a few of my drawings get faved now and then but it's mostly those posters.  The seriosuly take no real effort; they're done in less than five minutes!  I spend a few hours working and coloring some of my pictures but they just sit there, ignored.  Like the emo kid in the corner.

I mean, I like that people think I'm witty enough to make a decent, funny demotivational but it still depresses me that the things made as a joke get all the attention.  My real love is drawing and it's the thing that I'd prefer to be recognized for.

A

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic (they must be a vampire)
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture
Anthophobia- Fear of flowers
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes
Aurophobia- Fear of gold
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being

B

Barophobia- Fear of gravity
Bibliophobia- Fear of books
Botanophobia- Fear of plants

C

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness (which translates to your mom!  BURN!)
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money (how do they buy anything?)
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Chronophobia- Fear of time
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks
Cibophobia- Fear of food (how do they eat?!)
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed
Coprophobia- Fear of feces
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks

D

Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school (I wonder how many have used this excuse)
Dikephobia- Fear of justice
Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house (then where do you live?!)
Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch

E

Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers (Teenagers by My Chemical Romance)
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia (Poor Stewie [the episode where Stewie gets left home alone])

F

Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture

G

Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
Geniophobia- Fear of chins
Genuphobia- Fear of knees
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting

H

Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666 (I like this one cause it's super long!)
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words (OH THE IRONY!!!)
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized

I

Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis (...)

J

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews

K

Kinetophobia- Fear of movement or motion
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms

L

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
Laliophobia- Fear of speaking
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body
Logophobia- Fear of words (MORE IRONY!!!)

M

Macrophobia- Fear of long waits
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements

N

Nephophobia- Fear of clouds
Nostophobia- Fear of returning home
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers (can I use this to get out of math?)

O

Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8
Olfactophobia- Fear of smells
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes
Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes
Orthophobia- Fear of property
Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven (just try really hard to get into Hell and you'll be okay)

P

Panophobia- Fear of everything (wow...)
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect (there seems to be a lot of these)
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love
Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias (AND YET MORE IRONY!!!)
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking
Phobophobia- Fear of fear
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians (all of America has this one)
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers

Q

(NONE)

R

Russophobia- Fear of Russians

S

Satanophobia- Fear of Satan
Scolionophobia- Fear of school
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public
Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture
Sitophobia- Fear of food or eating
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep
Sophophobia- Fear of learning
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives

T

Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things
Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics
Theatrophobia- Fear of theatres
Theologicophobia- Fear of theology
Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion (AKA: Atheists! J/K)

U

Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating (good luck avoiding that)

V

Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father

W

Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons (a what?)
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft

X

Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages

Y

(NONE)

Z

Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat

FOR A COMPLETE LIST OF PHOBIA PLEASE VISIT

phobialist.com/#A-

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn't always fair,

and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[x] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

(7/10)

Germany (Ludwig)
[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard...too hard...
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice

(2/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people

(3/10)

The Allies
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[x] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses

(7/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[ ] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[ ] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(1/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet

(3/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall
[ ] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(1/10)

China (Wong Yao)
[ ] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[x] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(7/10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite
[x] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[x] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons'
[x] You wear glasses

(8/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people
[x] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[x] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(5/10)

Cuba
[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[x] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(2/10)

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(7/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[x] You have a lot of patience
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[x] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[x] People tend to walk all over you
[x] You're a born worrier

(5/10)

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics

(6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger

(3/10)

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